Extra wide purple shoelaces were made for sneakers that weren't purple enough. It sounds simple because it is simple. You enjoy the color purple, and you have a few different outfits that would look better if you had these laces.
What color laces are your shoes now? Are they not purple? Are they thinner than extra wide? Have they broken or faded? Are they so weak, they couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag with a pair of scissors in their hand?
You should probably just go ahead and throw them into the trash now. When your extra wide purple shoelaces arrive, it'll look like you're wearing a brand-new pair of sneakers. But don't worry, they'll still feel like the old pair, only even more comfortable, because these laces are the best of the best.
Could you imagine getting extra skinny purple laces? People would have to squint to see them. They'd have to pull out a magnifying glass, get down on their hands and knees, and actually spend time trying to find your laces.
But not with extra-wide laces. They might want to look through binoculars the wrong way, just to be able to process the vividness of the color.
Whether or not to go with these laces is as simple as looking at your sneakers and asking: haven't they been lacking purple for long enough?
|Product Code: 12M-Flat-Purple|
|Can stretch 16%|
|Width: 1/2 inch|
|Made of high quality polyester|
|OEKO-TEX® Certificate Approved|